Here is my favorite teksi story:Taxi Driver: Soooo...you like KL?
David: Oh yeah, it's great!
Taxi Driver: Where you from?
David: Texas, in the USA!
Taxi Driver: Ahhhhhhh (as if he had a profound realization)!!! George Bush!!!
David: And cowboys!
Taxi Driver: Ah very nice. How much you pay rent?
David: uh (awkward!) 3000 ringgit
Taxi Driver: Too much! How much your company pay you?
David: Sorry, that's personal.
Taxi Driver: You married?
David: Yes!
Taxi Driver: Lot's of kids, lah!?!?!
David: No, not yet (Important to say 'not yet', as you will dissappoint 99% anybody who asks)
Taxi Driver: ohhh...(looks down as if I cannot have kids, as opposed to choose not to have kids...yet)
You only want one wife? (devilish smile)
David: Trust me, one wife is enough!
David and Taxi Driver: HAHAHAHA!!!!!
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